Latest Blog Posts - Random Jokes
- Restauranton Feb 15, 2012 in Customer JokesA customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surpris...
- Mother Mouse Jokeon Dec 27, 2011 in Animal JokesA mother mouse is walking along the road with her baby when suddenly a cat jumps out and attacks them. Instantly, the mother mouse shouts loudly “BARK” at which point the cat ran off. “There, you see” said the mother mouse to...
- Fishing on a frozen lakeon Dec 22, 2011 in Fishing JokesIt was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice,...
- 10 Short Random Jokeson Dec 14, 2011 in Random JokesThe doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’ Harry’s wife says, “Harry, do these jeans ma...
- Bill Gates Jokeon Dec 10, 2011 in Computer JokesOne day Bill Gates died and went to heaven. When he got there he met God. God said “Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell?” Bill Gates said, “Can I have a look at them first?” So God showed him Heaven and there were all peopl...
- Funny Math Jokeson Dec 5, 2011 in Math JokesA math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it’s wrong, but also because he doesn’t want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting. His classmate ca...
- Short Military Jokeson Nov 29, 2011 in Military JokesThe first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn’t until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals w...
- Guinness jokeon Sep 29, 2011 in Beer JokesAt a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day’s conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: “In ‘Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer...
- Hamster Jokeon Sep 15, 2011 in Animal Jokes Bar JokesA guy walks into a bar. Kinda scruffy-looking. Tattered jacket, wiry hair, and so on. Walks up to the bar and slurs for the bartender to give him a drink. The bartender looks at him and refuses, saying he doesn’t think the guy can pay for it. T...
- Short Marriage Jokeson Aug 31, 2011 in Marriage JokesMy wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. Dad,...
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