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- Forbidden Fruit as Bananas re-branded to lure teens"Others eat the bananas one after the other as if to convey some mysterious & desperate banana dependency...perhaps alluding to a stressed and difficult home life. However these often wind up with brutal and explosive episodes of diarrhea and us...
- Alan Shatter reveals true identity as romance author Danielle Steeleon May 28, 2013 in News Politics Alan Shatter Danielle Steele Fianna Fáil Mick Wallace Minister for Justice'Have you been drinking' inquired the Bangarda knowingly as she licked her lips and slowly revealed her notebook. "Only 'in your beauty''' replied Clatter, licking his lips knowingly.
- Shatter vs Wallace tedious debacle exposes ‘Ministerial Jinxing with no comebacks’on May 23, 2013 in News Politics Alan Shatter Dáil garda Mary Lou McDonald Mick Wallace Ming Flanagan mobile phoneShatter alleged that Flanagan regularly uses his Dáil immunity powers and once allegedly forced staff at McDonalds restaurant to make him a burger entirely out of cannabis, some chicken nuggets out of magic mushrooms and to make some fries out of co...
- ‘Toilet tissue of lies’ in Andrew McGuinness prosthetic crystal bumhole mysteryon May 16, 2013 in News Politics andrew mcguinness expenses Fianna Fáil john mcguinness TD toilet paperThis operation was purportedly risky, vital and expensive and involved the aforementioned Dr Stritchmarch replacing McGuinness' tired and failing anal set-up with an unbreakable Crystal Ass System™.
- Huberman to appear in 100% of Irish Independent copy from August"It's lucky because my book was copied word for word from an essay I wrote in sixth year and refers heavily to a Jennifer Lopez album I was listening to at the time as it was stuck in my Walkman. It consequently hasn't sold that well" she attractivel...
- Fame-mad Michael Healy-Rae has rare reverse-vitiligo"At first I thought there was a lash a' muck on my face and hair" said the ubiquitous TD & publican "as I had been up the back field, swinging a stick and roaring at some frogs.
- 52% of Twitter users think Thatcher was a Game of Thrones characterWorryingly, the comments displayed a clear inability to follow the show's plot comprehensively, with the show's writers now so alarmed that the third season is going through a total script overhaul.
- HSE launches another website following threesome debacle"It's a jungle out there for these kids - and it's a jungle of fannies and willies and hot porno" he added, with a foreboding tone.
- RTE spent almost €1,000 on stagecoach & lemons for Healy-RaeMr Healy-Rae defended the decision to take a taxi, saying that he had to be back in Kilgarvan for a birthday party later that evening. "That's why I have to have all these lemons" he added, sure jaysingly. He said he did not get a fee for appearing o...
- Senator Fidelma Healy Eames sues internet after “going viral”Senator Fidelma Healy Eames has enlisted a team of high-priced lawyers to sue the internet for medical costs, mental anguish, loss of earnings and “vigorous reputational sodomy” after “going viral” earlier in the week. “...
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