Posted on January 15, 2012 10:47 AM
Posted on January 13, 2012 05:06 AM
John to his friend , '"My wife is on a one month diet."
"How much has she lost so far ?"
"Three weeks." 
Posted on January 12, 2012 11:18 AM
The best joke of Russia!

Due to the recession ,to save on enery costs,the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off......
God!
Posted on January 12, 2012 04:52 AM
Its a cool Australian joke !
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A polar bear walks into a wine shop and says,"Give me a scotch and ..... coke."
Why the long pause ?" asks the waiter ."I dont know,'SAYS THE BEAR. "i HAVE ALWAYS HAD THEM ! 
Posted on January 12, 2012 03:08 AM
fatty