James Franco must be the only Hollywood actor with a decent shape of brains as he is about to publish his first novel, 'Actors Anonymous.'
He is a graduate student whose hair has now joined the geek club for embarking on a quest to jelly up the egghead lurking within him.
This bluestocking in Hollywood has proven to the world that... 'Actors can have sophisticated brain prowess, too!'
*mouth is sealed*
]]>69. Oh-la-la. 69-year-old Aretha Franklin... *parapapampam*... has exploded her bliss off her GINORMOUS CHEST that she is engaged. Awwwww... Come on, people! Moan along....
Awwwww...
The Queen of Soul plans to burst her 'I Do' song in summer. *Standing ovation*
Make sure your suppressed sobs of joy are audibly hitting the airwaves.
]]>Elton John has staggered the world with a news: My ostentatious outfits, exhausted piano, heart-tweaked music, clandestine lifestyle (love quest... mmmaybe...), and some of the explosive pains of my life shall be unveiled in a movie, and Justin Timberlake is a sure shot to play ME... I wish!'
The resemblance? Elton John was a huge popstar in the 70's. Two decades later, the screaming teenage buffs synced along with Justin Timberlake as the front act of a boy band who always managed to wiggle their legs, hips, and hands anytime anywhere. So with that said...
Press it! Greenlight! Action!
Will there be love interests? Oh, wow! A brokeback with a musical twist!
(photo via www.Fanpix.net)
Noooooo!!!
Hey, shut up, and worry about your figure instead! Oh, yes! According to a CNN article, she is now a size 6.
Okay. Breathe, people! Hop off that treadmill for the love of your heart rate. Kirstie Alley reportedly lost those pounds wobbling around her through...
Cha Cha Cha!
That's right. Now put on your dancing shoes and join her on the dance floor for a life-challenging quest to shake off those fats!
You may devour macaroni and cheese afterwards.
*Protruding eyes in horror* Katy Pery and Russel Brand have called it quits? *Totally taken aback... wheezing... on the verge of plunging into a nervous breakdown drama*
Who was rooting for this marriage way before they exchanged their carnal love notes at the altar??? You??? *suppressing a laugh for the sake of mockery*
What's your mental code?
Look it!A British accent + a North American accent = pettifogging over WAAAHHH??? and WHAAAAAT???
So now she parades around with a 'BE AFRAID' warning shout-out in big bold letters painted on her top!
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]]>Let us all bow in silence and utter a prayer, praising God for the miraculous transformation of one of the most influential artists of all time... Lady Gaga!
Known to shake the world by her extreme persona, judged by the haters as the most mundane public figure who only takes pride of herself, worshiped by the left wings in the radical soceity, Lady Gaga has, in fact, changed millions of lives for the better by getting involved in charities. Her compassionate and generous nature has now become the talk of the Tinseltown since the spotlight has shied away from her... just a bit!
SCREECH! Hold that thought!
Now her former assistant is suing her for $380, 000 due to UNPAID OVERTIME and DAMAGES! WTF!
Huh. Ironic.
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