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Aretha Franklin To Tie The Knot

Posted on January 09, 2012 01:38 AM

69. Oh-la-la. 69-year-old Aretha Franklin... *parapapampam*... has exploded her bliss off her GINORMOUS CHEST that she is engaged. Awwwww... Come on, people! Moan along....

Awwwww...

The Queen of Soul plans to burst her 'I Do' song in summer. *Standing ovation*

Make sure your suppressed sobs of joy are audibly hitting the airwaves.

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