Michael Noonan Blog Posts

Finance minister Michael Noonan has today launched an earnest and gut-wrenching Fundit campaign to raise funds for crippled local councils which he says have been forced to provide poorer quality service to Irish towns and cities than ever before. &...

A number of Irish tabloids have created a loop in time and space thanks to a bitter headline-grabbing feud of outrage that has spilled backwards onto itself, resulting in a big black swirling hole in Dublin’s Temple Bar. The incident started ye...

A government document naming the Murphy family from Wicklow as the Official Standard Family has been leaked to the media ahead of Budget 2012 and on the day that crushing PAYE hikes are announced. The document, a memo from Joan Burton to Finance Mini...

Several choreographed diversions and time-wasting interruptions were experienced in the Dáil this morning as a €112,000,000 spending estimate for TD’s wages and expenses was pushed through without any debate whatsoever in order to get out on...

Finance Minister Michael Noonan this morning told of his surefire quick-fix plan to make €5M with the transfer of funds into an exchequer account expected to happen shortly. “I recieved a very interesting offer via email, and quickly decided...

The last of Ireland’s e-voting machines were collected from Gormanston in Co Meath to be turned into a giantic hulking robot which will collect the household charge next year from cowering citizens. Originally piloted in the 2002 general election,...