Amanda_Bourque Profile
Amanda Bourque
Join Date:
2012-01-27
About
I have been 30 for a few years now. Enjoying it immensely when things like working, bill paying and the roll of flab I've name Wanda don't get in the way.
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Blogs Owned
1. The Girl With Blue Balls of the Soul
Rants about life. Musings on my metaphorical junk, advice on how to rock what you've got, even product reviews. Sometimes I take pics in my underwear. But more as a warning to others than for anything erotic. I also swear...
Tags: rants, sex, relationships, dating, food
Latest Blog Posts
- I AM SORRY I CANNOT COMMIT! But it is totally you. I am perfect.on Feb 28, 2012 in UncategorizedWell, I am moving again. I don’t know what happened but I got my old blogspot back and I enjoy changing fonts and posting video so good bye WordPress. If it makes you feel better I suppose that one time in the elevator was pretty good. www.blue...
- The End Times May Be Hereon Feb 27, 2012 in UncategorizedI really don’t like this blog anymore. Its not you, or me, its WordPress. I don’t like it here and I can’t afford if. The free platform is not at all as fun and customizable as what I am used too and I can’t afford their ridic...
- Your Next Psycho In Hair Extensions & A Mini DressThe Bachelor Canada is casting and the link on City TV website is practically humping my leg. I want to see this shit up close so bad. I am really glad I look like I have been bumming around the house and am half buzzed on peach schnapps and grapefru...
- Thoughts On Yet Another Hallmark HollidayIt has been about 3 years since I was in a relationship for Valentines Day. I got buzzed and made that collage up there. I did not even buy new lingerie. Or camera or software. Even the frame was just lying around my house. I take romance very seriou...
- In Case You Were Wonderingon Feb 14, 2012 in UncategorizedI chose the “Morning After” theme template for my blog based entirely on its name.
- Girly Things: Rave Review & Mucho AnticipationI woke up this morning in my new domain here at WordPress feeling like I had just made an epic house move using a hatch back car and shopping carts then got drunk and passed out on a bare mattress in the living room. I was confused, disoriented and h...
- I’m Not In Kansas Anymoreon Feb 12, 2012 in UncategorizedOk folks, here I am in my new home after about 18 hours of excruciating soul-ball pain. Like, I will admit I cried over the loss of my domain name. So Blogger did not notify me in any form & enom swooped in a full 2 weeks before it officially exp...
- Hey You! Get Off Of My Wall!on Feb 4, 2012 in rantingsWhen did people just stop even trying to come up with a Facebook status. I think there is a group of idiots who don’t even look at any other page on the Internet. They just keep checking the same Facebook pages for crap to share. They donR...
- Girly Things : A Review of Luxe Box by Loose Buttonon Jan 30, 2012 in luxe box product reviewsIn November I was at a pretty low point. I felt terrible, frustrated with everything including myself. Given that I have a brain like an etch-a-sketch it usually isn’t too hard for me to give my head a shake and start fresh. No so this time. I...
- Always Be PreparedFear is like drinking. As long as you can keep your shit together you can make it work in your favor. Be prepared. Don’t stop having fun, get ready to get dirty. Best have a drink. Plague, black outs or zombie war, from what I understand, are a...
- I Can Totally Believe I Ate the Whole Thing. Why Wouldn’t I?on Jan 20, 2012 in GodI am a raging food addict and I don’t care who knows it. I acknowledge I am in full control of my addiction. I can’t even blame easy access to packaged crap.Or a vengeful God. It is all on me. I bake. I cook. I buy luxury food items. I us...
- The Serenity to Change the Things I Cannot Accepton Jan 17, 2012 in rantingsI gave up one time and in desperation tried to recite the Serenity Prayer, thinking maybe it would help. Like a mantra, just a moment of calm in a sea of chaos. I wanted to focus on inner calm before I freaked the fuck out and started running in ci...
