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• My Wife's Two-Month Review: 5 strengths, 3 weaknesses
  on Jan 26, 2013 in jewish dating wedding relationships boston advice for men jew bostonjew advice for women marriage
  Since becoming a happily married man, it's increasingly difficult to emit negative prose. I apologize to my readers who come here to delve into a morose state of mind. Over time, this website may slowly morph into a gay (as in, "happy") blog. For tw...
• Our Twisted Media: The Slandering of an American Hero, Lance Armstrong
  on Jan 19, 2013 in livestrong lance armstrong steroids media PED cancer
  During the week LeBron James scored his 20,000th point, I found it necessary to post my 57,452nd complaint on the internet - tied for 5th place all time. With Lance Armstrong's confession to Oprah, sports and news networks have detestably slandered...
• Manti Te'o is the Victim of His Own Stupidity
  on Jan 19, 2013 in online facebook online predator Manti Te'o girlfriend
  Let's just settle our raging hard-ons for this Manti Te'o story. This silly nonsense has annihilated my Facebook Newsfeed for the past 72 hours. As one of the few, logical content artists in Boston, I offer you the truth about Manti Te'o: He's the vi...
• Experiencing Technical Difficulties
  on Jan 19, 2013
  Please be patient, or don't be. But BostonJew's blog is experiencing technical difficulties.
• My Racist Heart-Rate on Martin Luther King Boulevard
  on Jan 14, 2013 in Martin Luther King president Boulevard racism MLK Day Malcolm X white Equality George Washington Chevy Chase Dali Lama Black 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
  Chris Rock tells us in one of his pieces that Martin Luther King Boulevard is a dangerous stretch of road, regardless of what American city you're driving through. On my way from Brookline - a rich, White neighborhood - to a friend's house in urban B...
• I Can't Catch My Wife Red-Handed
  on Jan 9, 2013 in red-handed dating husband relationships cheating boston advice for men wife jew bostonjew advice for women marriage
  A couple ago days I caught my wife with another man. I was on her computer because mine was temporarily dead, so I had access to all her secret files. I was looking through a bunch of photos and in one of them a random guy was holding her. Finally,...
• 7 Resolutions for a Truly Happy New Year
  on Jan 2, 2013 in starbucks resolution boston jew kanye west New years bostonjew 2013 baby Kim Kardashian
  I wrote this blog from Starbucks. This girl next to me has been stroking her hair for five straight minutes. Either she's severely attracted to me or has an itchy scalp. Babies are crying and women are yakking. Why is this place so popular? It'...
• What the hell happened to Ass-Kicking at the gym?
  on Dec 29, 2012 in yoga Martial Arts Workout Fitness Plyometrics relationships tony horton Fat Body Combat Les Mills Kenpo
  At my fitness center, I tend to lift weights, run and bike. I normally don't attend classes hosted by trainers. During those group sessions - Tae Bo, Kenpo, Plyometrics - the trainers take it too easy on everyone. The workouts are tailored for the av...
• How we can increase Christmas profits
  on Dec 25, 2012 in yom kippur starbucks Christ Hanukkah Holiday Season christmas Macys Men's Warehouse rosh hashanah Holidays passover jewish chinese food christians
  Every Christmas the same agonizing thoughts race through my mind. Why do Christians repeat the same mistakes? Why don't they learn from the Jews? Why do they limit themselves to two days of vacation for the most important holiday of their year? And,...
• The Differences Between Pre and Post-Marriage
  on Dec 16, 2012 in dating wedding relationships advice for men arnold schwarzenegger advice for women marriage
  The beautiful and rocky road of marriage has begun. Only three weeks in I've already noticed numerous sacrifices and changes that need to be made in my life. Slowly my single friends are being thrown into the black hole of my life; lost, gone and fo...
• 12 things to remember on 12/12/12
  on Dec 12, 2012 in December 12 Mayan Calendar 2012 12/12/12
  1) Shut the fuck up about 12/12/12. 2) Shut the fuck up about 12/12/12. 3) Shut the fuck up about 12/12/12. 4) Shut the fuck up about 12/12/12. 5) Shut the fuck up about 12/12/12. 6) Shut the fuck up about 12/12/12. 7)&...
• Things I hated about my wedding
  on Dec 10, 2012 in wedding etiquette wedding husband black tie relationships registry advice for men wife advice for women
  Yea, I'm supposed to be happily ever living the rest of my days with my beautiful wife from here on, but that doesn't mean the terrible displays of ignorance at my wedding will forever be forgotten. The greatest day of my life, to this point, came wi...
• Married
  on Nov 26, 2012 in wedding day boston jew responsibility marriage emerging adult
  My wedding day. Three years ago I would have never dreamed the day would come so soon. Marriage? It sounded as far-fetched as retirement at 26. I'd never been in a significant relationship. The longest I dated a girl was four months. My mother...
• 5 Things I'm Thankful for This Year: Sex, White Lies, Chores and More
  on Nov 22, 2012 in starbucks sex dunkin donuts thanksgiving relationships advice for men advice for women marriage
  In years past during Thanksgiving, my mother liked to ask guests around the table what they're thankful for. Everyone around the table would share similar thoughts, "I'm thankful for my life partner, my children, and the company of good people." When...
• Rules of Engagement: 3 Wedding Planning Tips for the Fellas
  on Nov 16, 2012 in valentine's day bride Wedding planning The Exorcist groom Linda Blair bachelor engagement
  It's 9 days until my wedding and I have compiled a short list of suggestions for any of my idiotic friends that are getting married. 1) If you're a bachelor and are interested in getting involved with your bride's wedding planning: GET OUT! I'm...
• A Soldier's Duty is to Gronk all Terrorists
  on Nov 7, 2012 in gronk afghanistan new england patriots united states army rangers panicky jew israel military jewish humor jewish soldier gronkowski neurotic jew
  My buddy, Matt, on the right and his fellow patriot hoist a Gronkowski jersey after an extremely intense battle.   The photo above was taken after an all-night mission. Rounds and rounds were fired, while pounds and pounds of terrorists exp...
• Things you do/don't want to hear from a Thai girlfriend
  on Nov 5, 2012 in sex jewish girlfriend thai girl humor blog sexual stamina
  I used to date this Thai girl years back. She was a very blunt person with absolutely no filter. Not for a moment did I think she was purposefully rude. It was probably just a cultural thing I wasn't used to. I still found it hilarious, though. ...
• Questions from my Jewish mother
  on Nov 2, 2012 in POTUS 2012 leaf blower mitt romney jewish mom barack obama jewish mother
  My mother's dream machine My mother never asks me simple questions.  "Son, how do I work this T.V.?," "What is the password to our old computer?," "Where did you leave the tweezers?"  Those are NOT questions my mother asks. Tho...
• Ultimate Love Test: Her B-Team Underwear
  on Oct 27, 2012 in b-team joakim noah that time of the month dating menstrual cycle women's underwear underwear period a-team her time of the month advice for men tampon relationship
  For both men and women, this a nightmare scenario in a relationship. For me, it was a test of true love. If you're a man who's been with a woman for at least a year, then chances are you've done her laundry at some point. If you haven't, then prepare...
• Here are my six Presidential points for 2032
  on Oct 20, 2012 in obama terrorist president american people healthcare candidate romney media 2032 economy america
  All this hoopla about the economy, healthcare and war on terrorism is giving me and my fellow Americans a headache. Both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are focusing on issues that are unresolvable, or that would take more than a lifetime to solve.

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