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• An ode to Whitefield
  on Mar 18, 2013 in Whitefield torture Oh why god why never ending bus journey Why me
  Once on a bright, sunny, jobless afternoon in  my erstwhile place of vocation, a young boy filled with posthumous enthusiasm told me something that I'll never forget. With a look of betrayal in his eyes and defeat in his voice, he told me, "You know...
• Hell, Thy name is Whitefield
  on Mar 18, 2013 in Whitefield torture Oh why god why never ending bus journey Why me
  Once on a bright, sunny, jobless afternoon in  my erstwhile place of vocation, a young boy filled with posthumous enthusiasm told me something that I'll never forget. With a look of betrayal in his eyes and defeat in his voice, he told me, "You know...
• Office and a little Blah
  on Mar 13, 2013 in silliness double bored brainfreeze work sucks bored dead office
  I'm totally totally dazed. Its three in the afternoon and all I can do is stare at the screen expecting it to explode anytime. If that happens, I'll call it the most eventful workday in almost 290 days now. Don't ask me what I did 290 days ago, I'm p...
• Of Rapes, New Year Resolutions and My Behavior
  on Jan 1, 2013 in misogynistic politicians Delhi rape protests nirbhaya delhi rape case 2013 rape nirbhaya death new year resolution
  Last year was for experimentation. Well, what did I experiment with? That's so last year. I forgot. Well, this year, I'm thinking I'll keep it for working on my behavior and changing my life according to the whims of our politicians' kins, near and...
• Kab Tak Hai Jaan?
  on Nov 16, 2012 in samar jthj katrina kaif jthj review jab tak hai jaan review akheera shahrukh khan jab tak hai jaan
  So people have raved and ranted about Jab tak hai Jaan. They watched, some laughed, some cried, some laughed hysterically at their own plight while some cried hard in despair. And I was the one who sat between them and was trying to teleport the hour...
• The Remote Control Wars
  on Nov 13, 2012 in watch TV diwali entertainment festivals TV watching TV remote control
  I haven't been writing this blog for a long time now. Whenever I start to write, I feel like I have lost my mojo. But of late, I have started thinking that I never had any to begin with, so why fear? As I sit amidst intolerable high pitched cracker...
• Conversations that "Lift" you up
  on Sep 30, 2012 in lifts office life funny elevators corporate world
  The lift is a weird place. You stay there not longer than, say 3 minutes, i.e if either the building has a lot of floors, or the lift is broken. Usually, its because of both. Anyway, it comes in between conversations. You are talking in the lobby, in...
• Two and a half movies - Mine!
  on Sep 19, 2012 in short film Barfi reviews bermuda triangle Raaz 3
  Its been a long time. I need to make fun of somebody or something just to make me feel better. Its not that big a problem. I just watched Raaz 3 recently and Boy! Wasn't it scary!. For Bollywood's future. If Hindi cinema goes the same way, soon A gra...
• The Vacation that wasn't
  on Jul 20, 2012 in chintu sakleshpur vacation hassan holiday to hassan malnad
  It all started with an inception. The idea was simple. A vacation, My mother and me. Seemed uncomplicated, didn't overplan, went to the same place we always go. My aunt's house, in Hassan, the great Devegowda's home turf. Everything seemed simple,...
• Bol Bachchan - A horrifically tragic movie
  on Jul 6, 2012 in bol bachchan review bol bachchan bol bachchan movie asin ajay devgan. prachi abhishek bachchan
  Do not watch this movie. Period. I implore you, I plead you, I warn you. Hell, I beg you in the name of humanity. Okay, if you say your brain is slowly degenerating due to which you'll ignore my warning and still go ahead, Please read this tragic s...
• To Holly Wood, With Love
  on Jun 30, 2012 in apu simpsons hollywood indians films signs movies nris bollywood the guru
  Recently I made a new penpal in America. I know some of you don't even know what penpals mean, but I guess you have google to explain. Here's a copy of the first letter I posted. Dear Holly Wood, I hope you are doing well. I know you have been awfu...
• The family that calls together, stays together
  on Jun 6, 2012 in my family is mental my family is crazy mad families family crazy family family fun
  Needless to say, I come from a crazy family. An ultra-paranoid Dad, a comically funny mom, and an eternally disinterested brother. I'm sure most families are crazy, even though we are taught from time immemorial to look at and love our families more...
• An average Bangalorean
  on May 3, 2012 in the average bangalorean bangalore bangalorean software engineer software bangalore bangaloreans
  An average Bangalorean is a photographer, a writer, a filmmaker, a UPSC aspirant, a guitarist, a marathon runner, a chef extraordinaire. An average Bangalorean is also a software engineer. An average Bangalorean is a Tamilian, a Telguite, a Bengal...
• The Generation Gap
  on Apr 26, 2012 in early men generation gap sharmila tagore hindi songs MTV chacha chowdary
  Every time an old song plays on TV, my Dad will be ready with the same monologue that has been echoing in my house since time immemorial. He starts off with, "What a great song! Those days..." and he closes his eyes as though he's going into a state...
• Mamata's marriage bureau and its consequences
  on Apr 17, 2012 in mamata banerjee mamta banerjee cpm mamata marriage CPM trinamool congress
  Along with your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, brother, brother's friend, neighbour, neighbour's dog, and the nightwatchman, guess who else has joined the menacing matrimonial advice bandwagon (MMAB, pronounciation: Imagine how Laloo Prasad says mob, M...
• Anatomy of an Indian TV serial
  on Apr 10, 2012 in I hate Indian TV I hate Ekta Kapoor Ekta kapoor sucks serials Indian TV serials TV serials suck crazy TV TV
  I'm thinking of making a TV serial.  Will that work? I'm pretty sure that most of you are mind fucked by all the shit that goes on in those serials, so maybe you wouldn't even want to watch mine. But believe me, I have grabbed hold of this amazing s...
• Kaamu, her vacation and Jeera soda
  on Apr 6, 2012 in jeera soda cat fights Kamakshi the cat cats arrogant cat Kaamu humor dumb cat
  For all those fortunate souls who don't know Kaamu, she is my imaginary pet. Yes, you read that right. This information is enough for you to continue reading this scam of a post. However, if you still want to know about the cat-extraordinaire, go ahe...
• The madness of Normalcy
  on Apr 2, 2012 in confusion crazy am I norma normal am I crazy mad are you normal boredom life
  Principles. They are sad, scary things. The human mind is programmed in a such a way that it appalls a fellow's principles. For example: Tell your friend that "as a principle", you do not eat at KFC because of all that chicken cruelty and whatever...
• Theatrical Antics
  on Mar 23, 2012 in iruvar urvashi theatre saawariya urvashi bangalore om shanti om bhoot
  I kept thinking this past week, what do I write about? I didn't want to write my usual stuff, interconnecting nonsense which ends up making no sense at all. So I thought, what is the one thing which I have experienced enough to write a whole post abo...
• Of Enlightenment, monkeys and lecturers
  on Mar 16, 2012 in hum aapke hain kaun meaningless life humor funny lecturers kanyakumari monkeys
  So I stayed away from the internet for some three days now thinking that I'll get enlightened if I stayed away from vices. You may wonder what I do at work without internet. Before you go and do a "Readers dont digest" column on my blog, let me tell...

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