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keerthana
Join Date:
2012-02-03
Blogs Owned
1. Wotsinaname
Silly rambling of a complex girl
Tags: funny,humor,comedy,laughs, confusion,life,boredom,bored
Latest Blog Posts
- An ode to WhitefieldOnce on a bright, sunny, jobless afternoon in my erstwhile place of vocation, a young boy filled with posthumous enthusiasm told me something that I'll never forget. With a look of betrayal in his eyes and defeat in his voice, he told me, "You know...
- Hell, Thy name is WhitefieldOnce on a bright, sunny, jobless afternoon in my erstwhile place of vocation, a young boy filled with posthumous enthusiasm told me something that I'll never forget. With a look of betrayal in his eyes and defeat in his voice, he told me, "You know...
- Office and a little BlahI'm totally totally dazed. Its three in the afternoon and all I can do is stare at the screen expecting it to explode anytime. If that happens, I'll call it the most eventful workday in almost 290 days now. Don't ask me what I did 290 days ago, I'm p...
- Of Rapes, New Year Resolutions and My BehaviorLast year was for experimentation. Well, what did I experiment with? That's so last year. I forgot. Well, this year, I'm thinking I'll keep it for working on my behavior and changing my life according to the whims of our politicians' kins, near and...
- Kab Tak Hai Jaan?on Nov 16, 2012 in samar jthj katrina kaif jthj review jab tak hai jaan review akheera shahrukh khan jab tak hai jaanSo people have raved and ranted about Jab tak hai Jaan. They watched, some laughed, some cried, some laughed hysterically at their own plight while some cried hard in despair. And I was the one who sat between them and was trying to teleport the hour...
- The Remote Control WarsI haven't been writing this blog for a long time now. Whenever I start to write, I feel like I have lost my mojo. But of late, I have started thinking that I never had any to begin with, so why fear? As I sit amidst intolerable high pitched cracker...
- Conversations that "Lift" you upThe lift is a weird place. You stay there not longer than, say 3 minutes, i.e if either the building has a lot of floors, or the lift is broken. Usually, its because of both. Anyway, it comes in between conversations. You are talking in the lobby, in...
- Two and a half movies - Mine!Its been a long time. I need to make fun of somebody or something just to make me feel better. Its not that big a problem. I just watched Raaz 3 recently and Boy! Wasn't it scary!. For Bollywood's future. If Hindi cinema goes the same way, soon A gra...
- The Vacation that wasn'tIt all started with an inception. The idea was simple. A vacation, My mother and me. Seemed uncomplicated, didn't overplan, went to the same place we always go. My aunt's house, in Hassan, the great Devegowda's home turf. Everything seemed simple,...
- Bol Bachchan - A horrifically tragic movieon Jul 6, 2012 in bol bachchan review bol bachchan bol bachchan movie asin ajay devgan. prachi abhishek bachchanDo not watch this movie. Period. I implore you, I plead you, I warn you. Hell, I beg you in the name of humanity. Okay, if you say your brain is slowly degenerating due to which you'll ignore my warning and still go ahead, Please read this tragic s...
- To Holly Wood, With LoveRecently I made a new penpal in America. I know some of you don't even know what penpals mean, but I guess you have google to explain. Here's a copy of the first letter I posted. Dear Holly Wood, I hope you are doing well. I know you have been awfu...
- The family that calls together, stays togetheron Jun 6, 2012 in my family is mental my family is crazy mad families family crazy family family funNeedless to say, I come from a crazy family. An ultra-paranoid Dad, a comically funny mom, and an eternally disinterested brother. I'm sure most families are crazy, even though we are taught from time immemorial to look at and love our families more...
- An average Bangaloreanon May 3, 2012 in the average bangalorean bangalore bangalorean software engineer software bangalore bangaloreansAn average Bangalorean is a photographer, a writer, a filmmaker, a UPSC aspirant, a guitarist, a marathon runner, a chef extraordinaire. An average Bangalorean is also a software engineer. An average Bangalorean is a Tamilian, a Telguite, a Bengal...
- The Generation GapEvery time an old song plays on TV, my Dad will be ready with the same monologue that has been echoing in my house since time immemorial. He starts off with, "What a great song! Those days..." and he closes his eyes as though he's going into a state...
- Mamata's marriage bureau and its consequencesAlong with your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, brother, brother's friend, neighbour, neighbour's dog, and the nightwatchman, guess who else has joined the menacing matrimonial advice bandwagon (MMAB, pronounciation: Imagine how Laloo Prasad says mob, M...
- Anatomy of an Indian TV serialon Apr 10, 2012 in I hate Indian TV I hate Ekta Kapoor Ekta kapoor sucks serials Indian TV serials TV serials suck crazy TV TVI'm thinking of making a TV serial. Will that work? I'm pretty sure that most of you are mind fucked by all the shit that goes on in those serials, so maybe you wouldn't even want to watch mine. But believe me, I have grabbed hold of this amazing s...
- Kaamu, her vacation and Jeera sodaFor all those fortunate souls who don't know Kaamu, she is my imaginary pet. Yes, you read that right. This information is enough for you to continue reading this scam of a post. However, if you still want to know about the cat-extraordinaire, go ahe...
- The madness of NormalcyPrinciples. They are sad, scary things. The human mind is programmed in a such a way that it appalls a fellow's principles. For example: Tell your friend that "as a principle", you do not eat at KFC because of all that chicken cruelty and whatever...
- Theatrical AnticsI kept thinking this past week, what do I write about? I didn't want to write my usual stuff, interconnecting nonsense which ends up making no sense at all. So I thought, what is the one thing which I have experienced enough to write a whole post abo...
- Of Enlightenment, monkeys and lecturersSo I stayed away from the internet for some three days now thinking that I'll get enlightened if I stayed away from vices. You may wonder what I do at work without internet. Before you go and do a "Readers dont digest" column on my blog, let me tell...