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• Restaurant
  on Feb 15, 2012 in Customer Jokes
  A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surpris...
• Mother Mouse Joke
  on Dec 27, 2011 in Animal Jokes
  A mother mouse is walking along the road with her baby when suddenly a cat jumps out and attacks them. Instantly, the mother mouse shouts loudly “BARK” at which point the cat ran off. “There, you see” said the mother mouse to...
• Fishing on a frozen lake
  on Dec 22, 2011 in Fishing Jokes
  It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice,...
• 10 Short Random Jokes
  on Dec 14, 2011 in Random Jokes
  The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’ Harry’s wife says, “Harry, do these jeans ma...
• Bill Gates Joke
  on Dec 10, 2011 in Computer Jokes
  One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven. When he got there he met God. God said “Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell?” Bill Gates said, “Can I have a look at them first?” So God showed him Heaven and there were all peopl...
• Funny Math Jokes
  on Dec 5, 2011 in Math Jokes
  A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it’s wrong, but also because he doesn’t want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting. His classmate ca...
• Short Military Jokes
  on Nov 29, 2011 in Military Jokes
  The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn’t until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals w...
• Guinness joke
  on Sep 29, 2011 in Beer Jokes
  At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day’s conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: “In ‘Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer...
• Hamster Joke
  on Sep 15, 2011 in Animal Jokes Bar Jokes
  A guy walks into a bar. Kinda scruffy-looking. Tattered jacket, wiry hair, and so on. Walks up to the bar and slurs for the bartender to give him a drink. The bartender looks at him and refuses, saying he doesn’t think the guy can pay for it. T...
• Short Marriage Jokes
  on Aug 31, 2011 in Marriage Jokes
  My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. Dad,...
• Hawaii Blonde Joke
  on Aug 23, 2011 in Blonde Jokes
  A plane is en route to Hawaii when a blond woman in coach gets up and takes a first class seat. The stewardess explains to her that she did not pay for a first class ticket, she must remain in coach. The blond haughtily replies, “I’m blon...
• Mathematician joke
  on Jul 29, 2011 in Math Jokes
  A mathematician, an engineer and a physicist are all in a hotel. In the middle of the night, a fire breaks out on their floor. The fire spreads to each of their rooms. The engineer wakes up and sees the fire. He rushes to the tub, repeatedly fills hi...
• A pirate walks into a bar…
  on Jul 19, 2011 in Bar Jokes
  A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.” The bartender says, “B...
• Short Blonde Jokes
  on Feb 17, 2011 in Blonde Jokes
  - Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? - They always forget the recipe. - How do you drown a blonde? - Put a scratch ‘n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. - What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? - Wave at her.
• Grandpa Bill
  on Feb 16, 2011 in Grandpa Jokes
  Grandpa Bill was celebrating his 90th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after...
• Short Lawyer Jokes
  on Jan 27, 2011 in Lawyer Jokes
  - How does an attorney sleep? - First he lies on one side, and then on the other. - How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? - His lips are moving. Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actuall...

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