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• CHAZ BONO'S PENIS IS IN THE WORKS!
  on Jan 7, 2012
  Okay. Okay. When is it done?Chaz Bono's courage to transform into a HE is... excluding his DWTS appearance... a phenomenal breakthrough in Hollywood!He's only CONSIDERED a celebrity because of his superstar parents... so he somewhat fits in to the gl...
• Ricky Martin Set to Bang the Wedding Bells?
  on Jan 7, 2012
  Maria maria, ole ole ole! He banged  the entire universe with his sexy heterosexual songs that he even smashed it all more when he shared a strikingly sultry moment with  Catherine Zeta-Jones on MTV awards in 1999.And then... it only took a...
• Shut Up, Chris Brown!
  on Jan 7, 2012
  They have ordered him to shut his big mouth up! What did you say? The court has called the shots? No!!!The justice system has nothing to do with this roaring command at all. According to his manager, this CHRIS BROWN SILENT TREATMENT BREAKING NEWS is...
• Gwyneth Paltrow Cries Over Pancakes
  on Jan 6, 2012
  Don't laugh! This is some seriously emotional glitz! Read it through and think of your deceased loved ones who could only make pancakes as chef-delicious as Bruce Paltrow would.No, folks! Our elegant highness, Gwyneth Paltrow, does NOT CRY OVER panca...
• Clay Aiken's New Face!
  on Jan 6, 2012
  No, that's not Theodore the Chipmunk! That's the beloved openly gay American Idol! (His coming out was such a total shocker to the AI followers... Hhhaahhh!)Reports (yes, as a matter of fact, there ARE, pushing his name up to the 'Trending' headline!
• Sinead O'Connor - To Be or Not To Be
  on Jan 6, 2012
  Wazzzup? Somebody is desperate enough to kick back in to the spotlight! Whooooo????Nothing compares to Sinead O'Connor's domestic drama. 'Hu-hu! I have just recently HALTED our marriage, so I am compelled to make this announcement for my sake! If I d...
• OPRAH'S NEXT CHAPTER - TV'S NEW POWER!
  on Jan 5, 2012
  It has been an uphill battle for OWN since its launch. Even its Live Show on Facebook, which Oprah described as a ‘revolutionary experience’, struggled to draw more audience in as the world would rather care about… Updating their status (‘swi...
• ZOOEY DESCHANEL BIDS FAREWELL TO A CUTIE
  on Jan 5, 2012
  No one laments over this! What's there to grieve over? Why not sing along with Joseph Gordon-Levitt instead, strum a bit of ukelele to upscale popularity status and win more fans, and establish a somewhat-cupcake-doll reputation? Way much better news...
• Joyful Noise Rings A Bell
  on Jan 4, 2012
  Aw, come on! This looks like a Sister Act spin-off minus the nuns! However... (Of course, there is a HOWEVER sentiment regardless! We can't just vilify whatever is offered to us. After all, they have spent millions of dollars to make this film.) havi...
• James Franco Possesses a Literary Head!
  on Jan 4, 2012
  James Franco, the only Hollywood actor with a profoundly decent shape of brains, is yet to publish his first novel, 'Actors Anonymous!'A graduate student whose hair has now joined the geek club for embarking on a quest to jelly up the egghead lurking...
• Paranormal Activity 4 in 2012
  on Jan 4, 2012
  Argh!!! Mommy!!! Another silly ghost will pop up this year to crucify the meaning of horror movies!!!      No, no! Not again! Oh yeah, they know exactly how to masterfully scare the pants off of you through spooky background...
• Joyful Noise Rings A Bell
  on Jan 4, 2012
  Aw, come on! This looks like a Sister Act spin-off minus the nuns! However... (Of course, there is a HOWEVER sentiment regardless! We can't just vilify whatever is offered to us. After all, they have spent millions of dollars to make this film.) havi...
• James Franco Possesses a Literary Head!
  on Jan 4, 2012
  James Franco, the only Hollywood actor with a profoundly decent shape of brains, is yet to publish his first novel, 'Actors Anonymous!'A graduate student whose hair has now joined the geek club for embarking on a quest to jelly up the egghead lurking...
• Bear Blu vs. His Mom (Alicia Silverstone)
  on Jan 3, 2012
  'My name doesn't even have a fair amount of dignity attached to it,' Bear Blu grumbles to his mother, 'Even US Weekly called me 'a cute lil' cub', and whoever wrote it must have thought it was a 'foxy' metaphor so as not to exacerbate you! Ap...
• CONTRABAND
  on Jan 3, 2012
  ContrabandIn Theaters: January 13 Starring: Mark Wahlberg and Kate BeckinsaleGenre: Action/Adventure/Thriller Another Remake! Not something NEW after all, huh? Do we actually need to relive this movie? *Wincing around with utmost anticipation* ...
• A Shocking Divorce!
  on Jan 3, 2012
  *Protruding my eyes in horror* Russel Brand and Katy Perry have called it quits? *Totally taken aback, wheezing... on the verge of plunging in to a nervous breakdown drama* I was rooting for this marriage to last way before they exchanged their carna...
• Kirstie Alley Now a Size 6?????????
  on Jan 3, 2012
  Noooooo!!!Hey, shut up and worry about your figure instead!!! Yes, according to a CNN article, she is now a size 6. Okay, breathe, people. Hop off that treadmill for the love of your heart rate! Kirstie Alley reportedly lost those fats wobbling aroun...
• The Iron Lady - WOW!!!
  on Jan 3, 2012
  Okay, folks, recite the lines in an English accent.. Here you go..Supah Stellah Meryl StreepAnother Oscar baby is yet to keep?It's about time!Oh, yes! In this pathetic world primarily reigned by men (that's why the entire planet greatly suffers), a w...
• Justin Timberlake is Elton John!!!
  on Jan 3, 2012
  Look at us and listen, nosy Hollywood blabbermouths! We have got a fuss for yah!Elton John has staggered us with a news: My ostentatious outfits, exhausted piano, heart-tweaked music, clandestine lifestyle (love quest... mmmaybe...), and some of the...
• Aretha Franklin to Tie the Knot!
  on Jan 3, 2012
  69. Oh la la! 69-year-old Aretha Franklin... *parapapampam*... has exploded her bliss off her GINORMOUS CHEST that she is engaged! Awwwww... Come on, people! Moan it along with me...Awwwww... how enormously sweeeet!!! We all feel for her, don't we?Th...

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