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• Amazing Health Benefits of Coconut Water
  on Jun 2, 2013
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• Muntik Lang
  on Jun 2, 2013 in Maikling Jokes
  Anak: Nay muntikan na po akong maging top 1 sa klase. Nanay: Bakit mo naman yan nasabi anak? Anak: Kasi po nung nag announce si teacher kung sino yung top 1 yung tinuro po yung katabi ko..muntikan ng maging ako.
• 3D Pencil Drawings
  on May 30, 2013 in Art Works
  20-year-old student of architecture department of Syria Muhammad Ejleh in their leisure time creates amazing three-dimensional drawings. His work is so skillfully executed that it's hard to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we...
• SILLY QUESTION
  on May 30, 2013 in Stupid Jokes
  I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd en...
• Tatanong lang pala
  on May 30, 2013 in Misc Jokes
  korab, punta tayo rufino! nards, alam mo papunta? korab, alam na ng taxi driver un . nards, bigtime! ge libre mo korab, tanga di tayo mag tataxi , tatanong lang natin sa taxi driver. jeep lang tayo . . ...
• Tumae Na Lang
  on May 30, 2013 in Dirty Jokes
  magsyota naglalakad sa isang madilim na lugar gf: wait lang naiihi ako bf: jan kana lang sa tabi umihi madilim naman tsaka walang tao nagpunta  si gf sa tabi at umupo, ilang saglit pa at sumunod ang pilyong bf at hinipuan si gf my nahawan si bf...
• My Mother
  on May 30, 2013 in Inspirational Stuff
  1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."  2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websit...
• I need my own
  on May 30, 2013 in Short Jokes
  A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came home and asked, “What happened son?” Kid said, “I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.
• BLONDE MURDER VICTIM
  on May 28, 2013 in Blonde Jokes
  Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both...
• Good Manners
  on May 28, 2013 in Juan
  Juan: Nay, galing ng teacher ko! Nanay: Bakit naman? Juan: Tinuruan nya kami ng kagandahang asal. Lola: E di marunong ka nang mag ‘po’ at ‘opo’? . . . Juan: Natural! Tanga ka ba?
• Cameron Diaz carries a knuckleduster iPhone case
  on May 28, 2013 in Fashion And Lifestyle Celebrity Photos
  On Tuesday and Wednesday as Cameron Diaz wandered around the New York set of The Other Woman, it looked as though she may have been taking it to the next level... with a knuckleduster. But fans of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi...
• Irina Shayk At The Cannes Premiere of ‘All Is Lost’
  on May 27, 2013 in Celebrity Photos
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• Juan and Ahmal
  on May 27, 2013 in Juan Jokes
  A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving...
• Tasty
  on May 27, 2013 in Juan
  Juan to Septic Tank Services [on the phone] Juan: Hello. Magandang hapon. Kayo po yung sumisipsip ng tae? STS: Opo, sir. Bakit po? . . . Juan: Wala lang. Masarap ba?
• Megan Fox - on the set of 'TMNT' in NYC 5/20/13
  on May 26, 2013 in Celebrity Photos
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• Last Peso
  on May 22, 2013 in Juan Pedro Jokes
  Juan and Pedro texting… Juan: Pedro, pare, last piso ko na ‘to. Papasa naman P2.00. May kailangan lang akong i-text. Pedro: (message sent P2) Juan: Thanks. Got it! Pedro: Bobo! Huwag ka nang mag-reply. Last piso mo na yan. Juan: K.
• The Smuggler
  on May 22, 2013 in Juan Jokes
  Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?""Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!"The guard takes th...
• Ghosts of War — WWII Photos on to Modern Street Scenes
  on May 22, 2013 in Historical Buildings Educational World Events
   “Cherbourg, avenue de Paris, ancient Poste de Police, jardin Public.” History is often seen as a subject of cramming – what we often don’t appreciate, is how intertwined it is with our... [[ This is a content summary only. Vis...
• Housework
  on May 21, 2013 in Marriage Jokes
  Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!It turns out that Ralph...
• The 10 richest fund managers who can sway global finance
  on May 21, 2013 in News Informative Stuff
  The power of hedge funds should not be underestimated. Despite the global financial crisis, hedge funds are still large and in charge, to the extent that The Telegraph accused them of being the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website...

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