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2011-09-22
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Wacky Bastards is one of the wackiest, craziest sites on the net!
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- Real Housewives Drive Ferraris!Real Housewives Of Vancouver Star, Reiko MacKenzie, was all smiles while having lunch with a friend at some upscale restaurant in, surprise, Vancouver. I’d be smiling too, in Canada, or wherever the hell I was, sporting a 661 HP Ferrari 599...
- The Perfect 10: 10 Killer Dating Tips For The LadiesHey, Ladies! We need ya’, but sometimes you make it so damn hard to want ya’! Based on some personal experiences, here’s 10 things to avoid to improve your chances with us:...
- Girls Of The NHL Elite EightToday we’ve got a sports-related contest between NHL Ice Girls, something we never knew existed, but thanks to COED Magazine, plus a few others….Now we know! We’ve narrowed it down to our eight favorite ice girls squads. Be sure and...
- The Perfect 10: 10 Most Ridiculous From The Infomercial Worldon Apr 12, 2012 in Crazy 10 ridiculous infomercials ridiculous infomercials stupid infomercials the perfect 10The television ad world continues to overstate and underwhelm with commercials/ infomercials designed to attract the gullible and sleepless. Here are the 10 I loathe the most: #1 The Tummy Tuck Belt #2. The Egg Genie #3 Insanity Exercise Program #4 K...
- The Rock Will Crush You!!!The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, is starring alongside Mark Wahlberg in the upcoming film, Pain And Gain, and is looking bigger than ever. Here he is on set, smiling and flexing, as if to say “Ha, ha, ha! Smell what I’m cookin’, Lil’...
- Who Could Possibly Be Rockin’ Stacks O’ Cash(& Breasts) Like This?on Jan 4, 2012 in Chicks Photos celebrities chicks photos shauna sand cash short shorts beverly hillsSup, I don’t know which I’d rather have most, to be honest…….. but, the answer is Shauna Sand. The former Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas was out in Beverly Hills gettin’ her hair did while flashin’ her cash and other assets. M...
- Mark Sanchez – 5 Passy TD’s In Last 3 Games?Sup, Mark Sanchez has been questionable since he came into the league, especially this season. ESPN just generated another question, for me anyway! What’s a “Passy TD”? Is it like in between a passing td and a p*ssy td? If that̵...
- Wacky Links – 1/2/2012on Jan 2, 2012 in Hot Links buge hoobs elisha cuthbert hot links jay-z kanye new years eve olivia wilde repos delight screen junkiesSup, Here are some cool-ass links from around the web! Kanye And Jay-Z Worth Your Time? (Soda Head) Olivia Wilde Is Probably The Kansas Jayhawks’ Hottest Fans! (Moon Dog) 8 Hit Or Miss New Year’s Eve Movies! (Screen Junkies) Like Sports P...
- Wacky Wants To Know: The Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers?Sup, The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers are scheduled for Summer 2012 releases. For all you comic geeks out there, Wacky Wants To Know which one’s got you more pent up – The Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers?
- Jake And Amir: Secret Santa 2Love Jake And Amir! College Humor Rules!!! ...
- Egyptian Blogger, Alaa Abdel-Fattah, Freed On Christmas Dayon Dec 25, 2011 in Good News Ahmed Seif Alaa Abdel-Fattah egyptian blogger freed good news merry christmas Mona SeifSup, Alaa Abdel-Fattah, a prominent blogger in Egypt was freed today after being held in custody for more than two months on charges that he was responsible for inciting a riot that led to the deaths of 27 people. The Washington Examiner reports: Ala...
- Damn, This Cake Tastes Like Sh*t!Sup, I love chitterlings, or as black folks call ‘em – “Chittlens”, but that’s neither here nor there. My point is, even though I know what they are and what has passed thru them(shit!), once they’ve been cleaned a...
- I Ain’t Scared!!!Sup, Would you be? Please! If ya’ gonna eat lead on the way to the grave, this may as well be the last thing you see! Who could be afraid of a gun, with a butt like that behind it?
- UFC 141: Lesnar VS Overeem – Who Ya’ Got?Sup, Look, Alistair Overeem is a behemoth – a behemoth who likes his sauce, but still a behemoth. Brock Lesnar is a freak of f*ckin nature who, at 265 pounds, moves like a gazell. These two grown-ass men are gonna tangle in less than two weeks,...
- 20 Sexiest Paula Patton Photoson Dec 19, 2011 in Chicks models 20 hottest photos of paula patton chciks heavy.com robin thicke wife paula pattonSup, Robin Thicke’s Wife, Paula Patton is just that – Thick! Not to mention rich and chocolate! That’s a mean trifecta right there. And who knew – she lived across the street from 20th Century Fox. See, the internet isn’...
- Facebook Suing Mark Zuckerberg?Sup, Yep, but not Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook. They’re suing Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Like Store. It’s kind of a funny story….not really! WHDH reports: Israeli entrepreneur Rotem Guez says he has legally changed his name to that...
- Looks like she shoplifted 2 big ol’ hams & had nowhere else to put ‘em…Part 2A while ago we did a post about a chick who looked like she, or someone, had stuffed two christmas hams down her dress, ‘cuz how else could she be sportin’ such a big butt? Well, I’ve come across some more alleged garment stuffers...
- WTF: California Limo Driver Car Jacked By Naked ManSup, Being a limo driver seems like it would be cool. Riding VIP’s around, occasionally, meeting celebrities, witnessing wild sh*t every so often – it seems so glamorous, right? Sure, until you get jacked at gunpoint by some naked dude! K...
- Hot Chick With A Sick TattooSup, You know a chick is hot when all she’s showing is a mid drift splattered with ink(real or fake), and that’s all you need to know you’d propose to her at Taco Bell during lunch rush, wearing a sombrero and a thong. Yep, thatR...
- Sleeping Beauty, Aida Yespica, In A Bikini On The Beachon Dec 13, 2011 in Chicks models aida yespica bikini on beach chicks miss venezuela aida yespica beach bikiniSup, This is Aida Yespica, ex-Miss Venezuela, but not ex-Hottie! Here she is getting her beauty sleep, making that ugly sleep face, but still mega-hot. How can that be? Oh yeah, the smokin’ body and brown, lickable skin. Nevermind! See more Aid...