- Valentine's Day BluesHe sobbed and then confessed, He declared you were the best, He has a wife, Has girl friends rife, Lady, dump this moronic pest. Valentine's Day's a waste of time The love songs are pantomime Marketers use tricks To ban...
- Bleeding Heart LiberalsBleeding heart liberals will quail Save terrorists and rapists they wail, For barborous crimes Libs will chime "Why weren't they granted bail."...
- What's the Big Deal?From the poor the crooks began to steal, Then the victims decided to squeal, "It's a paltry sum A few lakhs ain't fun," Asked a leader, "What's the big deal?"...
- Motamaal BabyAs a member of the elite flock, You augment your assets and stock, Silver spoons at birth Won't add to net worth So you're rewarded free coal blocks. The word "Motamaal" popularized by BJP leader Sushma Swaraj, signifies 'fat sums' or 'mas...
- "Not Waving but Drowning" The scammers who loot are clowning, The dolts who cheat, we're crowning, When the bandits cheered, The serfs all jeered Because we're not waving, we're drowning. Apologies...
- Darkness at NoonWhen millions endured power cuts A UPA spokesman did strut "A crisis it is not," Said he, with a swat, Folks, better keep your mouths shut.
- Flushed with FundsOn board the profligacy train Montek planned in his brilliant brain *35 lakhs for 2 loos Caused quite a ballyhoo Our taxes just went down the drain. *1 lakh = Rs 100,000...
- Smelling of RosesA. Raja was granted bail Like a hero he stepped out of jail; His supporters elated, Their joy unabated More scams for him to inhale?
- 'Reel' TroubleYou and your lover got laid, A film your rendezvous betrayed, You're both so hot You're caught, so what You were discussing tariffs and trade.
- Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics The new IIP* numbers were out, Wild data was bruited about, Economists are tense Figures don't make sense Who's compiled them? Statistical louts? IIP: Index of Industrial...
- Voodoo PlanningEarn less than rupees twenty eight, You're poor, states a policy potentate If you earn twenty nine, Order Burgundy wine Says the wizard in economics debates.
- U-turnCotton exports would face a ban, Announced the government with elan, Then the ban was revoked, In one swift stroke, Are U-turns a new game plan?
- Red and BluePaint Kolkata blue, Mamata said, Residents' hearts were filled with dread, They revolted and complained She hollered with disdain "Because the Communists painted the town red."...
- Valentine's PreyOn V-Day he will give you a ring With rose bouquets he will sing, You'll soon discover He's a two-timing lover You're just one in a series of flings.
- Bread and CircusesIn 100 AD, poet Juvenal declared Bread and circuses had Romans ensnared, With subsidies we're sustained, Reality shows numb our brains, We're engrossed in our vanity fairs.
- Happy New Jeer2011 was not a year of cheer With inflation life was austere, Prices continue to be high, And consumers do cry, Nothing's changed; Happy New Year.
- Wine, Tweet and SongI'm in a melancholic funk, Sip wine, they'll call me drunk, If I sing a song, They'll say I'm wrong I think I'll become a monk. ...
- FDI: Frantic Didi IntervenesFDI's been put on hold Indefinitely, so we're told, So Mamata said, Ministers ran and fled, And the PM's out in the cold.
- Free for AllMamata set the rioters free Who were on a destructive spree "Don't you dare dictate How I run my state So please stop harassing me."...
- Beauty and the BotoxYou love their pouts and their smiles, Their looks defy age all the while, That actor's face, Of wrinkles not a trace, It's the Botox and the surgeon's guile.
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2012-03-30