JoeyRobero Blog Posts

• Rihanna ft Chris Brown - Birthday Cake Beatdown
  on Feb 22, 2012
  What a crock o'shit."Put your name on it" - You don't put your name on your own birthday cake, somebody does it for you."Its not even my birthday" - Then surely that just makes it a cake?Then ol'Buster Brown comes in with - "Girl I wanna fuck you rig...
• A sad time for British boxing
  on Feb 20, 2012
  Dereck Chisora is a mug, always has been and always will be. Boxing needs it's pantomime villans and if a fighter can go the right way about it can be very entertaining but this pricks just too arrogant and thick for his own good. First stunt he pull...
• A Guide To Working Ladies Of London book under investigation by police after ‘five-star ratings guide’ sells 500 copies on Amazon;
  on Feb 3, 2012
  Basically put, this fella called George McCoy has been researching (probably through personal experiences) all the best whore houses in London and done a nice friendly guide to the safest ones where you can get the best for your buck and ensuring th...
• Ahhh....student life
  on Jan 24, 2012
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• Copy and paste the link below into your browser to sign Google’s petition against SOPA;
  on Jan 20, 2012
  https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/...
• Cutting that would bring a tear to the eye!
  on Jan 18, 2012
  Sent in by Sean from Northampton...
• The ‘fat’ Whores of Babylon
  on Jan 17, 2012
  I was at a bar called ‘Babylon’ in Wolverhampton last night. It promotes itself as being a 90’s bar, cheesy music such as ‘The Spice Girls’ playing and pictures of ‘Take That’ cover the walls. It’s £1 a drink on Mondays so we normal...
• X-factor reject appears on big brother
  on Jan 10, 2012
  One hopeful fan, or his only fan is campagning for him to win as he promised her a slap up meal and some kinky sex! Although this should be taken with a pinch of salt as she listed her occupation as a stylist and under hobbies she listed healthy eati...
• Essence of schlong
  on Nov 26, 2011
  Sent in by Nick from London...
• Gentlemans evenings
  on Oct 25, 2011
  You gotta love them ain't ya! A night featuring copious amounts of alcohol, lads company, a ruthless foul mouthed comedian and dirty minge on display. Any red-blooded male asking for anymore than this is just plain greedy. My first experience of thes...
• Bloodsports
  on Oct 14, 2011
  I used to work in a pub back home. At the time I was a key holder and lived in the garage out the front. Now this was a proper locals boozer for local boozers so fresh faces were rare as rocking horse shit. One Tuesday night this young unknown couple...
• Think before you shoot
  on Oct 14, 2011
  A mate of mine was in a London bar getting pissed when this hen doo walks in all dressed up as cowgirls.......One stands next to him and says “howdie” before placing a water pistol on the bar. He thought it’d be funny to shoot her in the face w...
• Jackass for girls
  on Oct 4, 2011
  Fuck off will ya....A group of (very fit) brainless birds ripping off one of the worlds most famous cult shows of all time by performing things such as burning their ears with straighteners amongst other unfunny and cringe-worthy stunts! Girls if you...
• Sent in by Andrew from 'Monte Carlo'
  on Sep 26, 2011
  Dial a minge...
• Rich thick bitches
  on Sep 20, 2011
  There's nothing worse than a gorgeous looking, thick as shit, middle class bitch that's shagged her way into money. I’ve taken baths deeper than most of these glorified whores. I was working in Clapham, London doing a bit of the old building work a...
• As featured on 'TRUELAD.COM'
  on Sep 20, 2011
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• Four curb stones and a gullible tosser
  on Sep 20, 2011
  A mate of mine was working on his driveway and wanted some curb stones. Not wanting to pay out for them he asked me if I minded helping him nick some from the council, see there’s a big roundabout near home where at the time they stored a lot of ro...
• NEWSFLASH: Waxing stunt for charity goes horribly wrong
  on Aug 28, 2011
  “A charity fundraiser was left in agony after an “intimate beauty waxing” pub stunt went drastically wrong. Joe Cooper agreed to let bidders rip strips off his groin in a cash drive for his local hospital. But he ended up there himself when a h...
• Busted with a BBW
  on Aug 15, 2011
  When I was around the age of about twenty me and my mate Dave moved into a flat togther. It was huge and rapidley became a party house, what with us both being single lads and all. One night he's gone up to an alternative club in Raleigh called The P...
• 4am in Brentwood, Essex
  on Aug 10, 2011
  Caught right out!